Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (April 16, 2021)

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Apr 16, 2021 1:30 PM EDT

It's that time of the week where we present to you the top weekly shower thoughts that the nation has come up with over the past seven days. These are the strokes of genius that the average Joe has come up with in the shower, waiting for the bus, or spacing out during a work meeting. Not convinced? Scroll through for some philosophical genius and then check out last weeks top shower thoughts for some more incredible lightbulb moments.  



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    Product - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Lurking_poster 4 days ago A 3 2 16 e15 3 17 E 21 2 Somewhere there's a piece of paper that's been in the same printer tray for years because new paper is always loaded on top of it before the paper runs out.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/i_do_lewd_things 1 day ago 9 11 24 3 7 9. Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems.
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    Rectangle - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/BubbaFettish 2 days ago 2 4 11 3 6 7 There's probably a lot of GoPro video where the guy is doing a crazy dangerous stunt that we never see because they didn't survive it.
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    Rectangle - O r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/KingFalx95 5 days ago の58 S8 3 An Executioner sharpening his axe shouldn't be menacing, he's trying to make your death go as smooth as possible
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/mofodius 2 days ago 24 3 3 3 2 When you're an adult you stop bringing people to your bedroom and start hanging out in your living room
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    Rectangle - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/maxtardiveau 21 hours ago 2 5 26 3 11 As annoying as it is, "it depends" is probably the most accurate answer to most questions.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/sleepy_watts 4 days ago 3 there are balls that have been stuck in gym ceilings longer than some of us have been alive
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/thesmartass1 3 days ago Marrying a cousin is associated with really high and really low society.
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    Organism - O r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/hermarc 2 days ago 2 33 4 It's literally impossible to forget things on purpose, yet we all get mad when someone forgets something
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Fishybobmasta 12 hours ago 3 3 2 Before you were sperm you were whatever food that got used to make the sperm. Therefore you could have been a sandwich at one point.
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    Font - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Lemonwizard 3 days ago Computers are the only thing where too much heat can cause freezing.
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    Font - O r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/jcd1974 2 days ago It's a thin line between being the cool uncle and being the weird uncle.
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